Sleep Apnea

Or however you spell it.
I don't have it.
My mom does.
She says she has to wear this contraption tonight to see if it helps her sleep better. So she won't hear anything.


...So many nighttime shenanigans are now possible.


So remember the days when you were a kid and yer parents would be all 'TIME FER BED NAO' and you'd be all 'YOU'LL HAVE TO DRAG ME THERE' so they'd grab you by yer wrists and drag you, just fer fun? And you'd be giggling the whole way?

Our dog just did that.
Because she's a weirdo.

Don't worry, we were very careful with her. We aren't cruel to animals in our household, unless you count not giving them food when they beg for it and taking breaks from playing to get your breath back.
All of our animals are crazy.
I don't know why this happens to us.